The Loser
They say that I’m a loser
And perhaps that may be true
Since I don’t have a lot of friends
And my interests are few
I’m not a worldly person
Well versed in social graces
So I prefer to stay at home
Than go to public places
I don’t go out to parties
Or places where you dance
And I haven’t had a date in years
Afraid to take a chance
People always make me nervous
Because I’m rather shy
Lacking in the confidence
To be a stand up guy
I’m not a very clever man
But I can tell a joke
I’m neither tall or handsome
And I always am flat broke
I have a sense of humor
And talents to create
but I always wonder why
That I don’t have a mate
In spite of all that I am not
I never get depressed
For I’ve accepted who I am
Being second best
They say that I’m a loser
And perhaps that may be true
But if I had to change my life
I don't want to be you!
